The Bluest Skies You've Ever Seen

I was promised a monorail, dammit. Where's my monorail? Well, it turns out some driver suffering from monorail rage took it out of commission for, allegedly, the rest of the year. Which explains why there were no monorails passing overhead as Dan and I explored downtown yesterday.

But wait - that's not all. The monorail project is reportedly 'dead' after a vote.

The upshot: I will not have the opportunity to sing Monorail anytime soon.